Cow cake, gross recipe

Cow Cake
Ingredients
1 kg of potatoes
1 Leather guitar case
1 kg of grass
500g grains

1 Boil the water in a pot on the stove.

2. Add potatoes and cook until soft not squishy. Take out potatoes and mash.

3. When mashed, take out and smear potatoes over the inside, bottom and sides of the guitar case.

4. When you have smeared the potatoes, pour the grass into the case. If you have any more mash smear it onto the grass.

5. Add the grains to the guitar case. Close the lid and you now have a cake for a cow. 

Fun fact: Leather is made of cow skin!