Tuesday, 5 November 2019

Cinquain

Doggos

Fluffy, exuberant

Jumping, slobbering, hopping

All of my shoes eaten

Fascinating

Wednesday, 16 October 2019

Boring haikus

Haikus are boring 
What is the point of haikus
Haikus are the worst

Friday, 6 September 2019

Sun poem

the sun is a fireball
burning up the sky
it is a source of warmth
for all its children

the sun is a can of pepper spray
scalding our eyes
it is a marble in space rolling around in the deep darkness

the sun is fake
the us government is trolling us
or the sun is on annual leave for winter
it was freezing last night


Thursday, 22 August 2019

Cow cake, gross recipe



Cow Cake
Ingredients
1 kg of potatoes
1 Leather guitar case
1 kg of grass
500g grains

1 Boil the water in a pot on the stove.
2. Add potatoes and cook until soft not squishy. Take out potatoes and mash.
3. When mashed, take out and smear potatoes over the inside, bottom and sides of the guitar case.
4. When you have smeared the potatoes, pour the grass into the case. If you have any more mash smear it onto the grass.
5. Add the grains to the guitar case. Close the lid and you now have a cake for a cow. 

Fun fact: Leather is made of cow skin!

Thursday, 15 August 2019

Arctic Ocean



We have been learning about oceans. I made this poster about the Arctic Ocean. On the poster we had to have how big it is, the deepest point and some animals that live in it. This is my final product.



Friday, 5 July 2019

Maori art






This my Maori art I did. It was in the style of Peter Gossage, To colour the picture I used pastel and a bit of felt and dye. 

This is the picture I tried to copy





Why can you never trust an artist?

Because they are a bit sketchy, a little shady and will always try to frame you.


Thursday, 4 July 2019

Ice expremint





Today we did a science experiment with ice. What happened was we got some balls of ice and Mrs Drummond poured some food colouring onto the ice. Then the food colouring speed into the cracks in the ice and made vein looking things. Then we poured some salt on the ice and it became textured. Then we wrote down some things we notice and some questions we have. We then went out to crack them.

I had the best ice pun to tell you - problem is, it slipped my mind.